Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
if u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…….
but if u don’t they say u are selfish…..
Send this to guys out there anyway…
Send it to girls also, give them some laughter…
Women Are Hard To Please
The Problems With GIRLS:
Recently a ‘Husband Super Store’ opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands….
First floor
The door had a sign saying ‘These men have jobs and love kids’. The women read the sign and said, ‘Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder that’s further up?’ So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, ‘These men have high paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.’ ‘ Hmmm,’ said the ladies, ‘But I wonder what’s further up?’
Third floor
This sign read, ‘These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.’ ‘Wow,’ said the women, ‘Very tempting.’ But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying ‘These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.’ ‘Oh mercy me.’ They cried, ‘Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on the door said, ‘This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please!!!!
The exit is to your left; we hope you fall down the stairs.
(Source: from net)